You know, just check off a form saying "I no longer wish to receive mailings, emails or other communications from you."
It would be even better if there were some categories that I could opt in for. Pictures of nieces/nephews? Wanted. Family news? Yes, please.
"Hilarious" jokes about those darned stupid liberals? No thank you. Page after page of forwards that detail an event debunked by Snopes.com months ago? I'd rather not. Inspirational messages 'bout miracles the Baby Jesus has totally performed? Not interested. Rants about how the ACLU/muslims/homosexuals/atheists/anyone who isn't a WASP is destroying our God-fearin' Christian nation? Yes, great! Wait, sorry, I meant to say "NO PLEASE STOP YOU'RE KILLING MY SOUL AND MAKING ME DESPISE YOU OH GOD THE PAIN".
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